He Might Be A Vampire
from Taking The Plunge by Howlin' Hobbit
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A little dating advice I wrote back in 2006 (or thereabouts).
lyrics
He Might Be A Vampire
If his skin is as pale and white as a wedding dress
He Might Be A Vampire
If he's always dressed natty in a tailcoat and starched white vest
He Might Be A Vampire
If his teeth seem a trifle wrong
If he gripes the smell of garlic's too strong
I think it's time to say so long
'Cuz He Might Be A Vampire
If he never looks into a mirror just to check his hair
He Might Be A Vampire
If the sun comes up and you turn and he just ain't there
He Might Be A Vampire
If he don't pick up the phone all day
If his bed sheets are covered in clay
I think it's prob'ly safe to say
That He Might Be A Vampire
(bridge)
He could be a werewolf with a hairy chest
He could be a pod man from an alien nest
He might be just the mummy to unwrap your desire
But I think he's a vampire
Don't let him step across your threshold unless you're sure
He Might Be A Vampire
He's gonna give you something for which there ain't no cure
He Might Be A Vampire
I don't mean to give you a fright
But if he wants to step in for a bite
Tell him no thanks not tonight
'Cuz He Might Be A Vampire
If his skin is as pale and white as a wedding dress
He Might Be A Vampire
If he's always dressed natty in a tailcoat and starched white vest
He Might Be A Vampire
If his teeth seem a trifle wrong
If he gripes the smell of garlic's too strong
I think it's time to say so long
'Cuz He Might Be A Vampire
If he never looks into a mirror just to check his hair
He Might Be A Vampire
If the sun comes up and you turn and he just ain't there
He Might Be A Vampire
If he don't pick up the phone all day
If his bed sheets are covered in clay
I think it's prob'ly safe to say
That He Might Be A Vampire
(bridge)
He could be a werewolf with a hairy chest
He could be a pod man from an alien nest
He might be just the mummy to unwrap your desire
But I think he's a vampire
Don't let him step across your threshold unless you're sure
He Might Be A Vampire
He's gonna give you something for which there ain't no cure
He Might Be A Vampire
I don't mean to give you a fright
But if he wants to step in for a bite
Tell him no thanks not tonight
'Cuz He Might Be A Vampire
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from Taking The Plunge,
released May 5, 2011
Howlin' Hobbit: ukulele, vocals
Howlin' Hobbit: ukulele, vocals
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Ukulele Ace and busker, currently living in Kalamazoo, MI playing old skool jazz, hokum, and novelty tunes. Sometimes solo,
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